I have been, for the past week, actively avoiding online discussion of the upcoming book by a certain British children's author—even to the point of neglecting to post on Wordright for fear of encountering stray spoilers.
Finally, today, I broke down and read Michiko Kakutani's surprisingly spoiler-free review in today's NYT.
Well, you all know what I'll be doing on Saturday. With luck, I'll return to the world sometime on Sunday or so.
(If you're still not sure what I'm talking about, there's a hint here.)